Welcome to the haven for those blessed by the MC1R gene. From the classic Irish look to the Viking lumberjack, we celebrate every shade of face-fire.
Our esteemed members: The Stereotype, The Lumberjack, The Warrior, and The "I Tried"
Essentials for the Fire-Faced
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SPF 5000 "Chin Shield"
A specialized mist that penetrates thick forests of hair to protect that pale, pale skin underneath.
$19.99
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Anti-Leprechaun ID
A laminated card that legally states: "I do not have a pot of gold, stop asking."
$9.99
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Auburn Camo Napkins
Mustard colored napkins. Dropped food on your beard? No one will ever know.
$14.50
Envy the Flame? Join Us.
Not blessed with the mutation? Fake it 'til you make it.
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The "Instant Viking" Kit (Men)
Contains industrial-grade "Rust" spray paint and a tiny plastic axe. People will cross the street when they see you.
$49.99
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The "Lumber-Jane" Weave (Women)
This clip-on chin-wig is made from authentic ethically sourced highland cow wool. Warm, stylish, and itchy.
$55.00